Hair dryer anyone?

Looks like there's as many friggin hair dryers as there is toothbrushes out there on the market. Well so I've been told. Porcelin elements, ionizing properties, super blow(? sounds good, but it's not like that really), cold wind, 6 speeds...yada, yada, yada. Well, she went on and on about them, but at least I wasn't there to experience it first hand, and it should last a lot longer than an oral b, so I shouldn't have to hear about it again for a long time. She could possibly be dead before she needs another hair dryer, right? Right!??!!