Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Just call me righty, or is it lefty?

It's been a while since I've actually written anything constructive here, but i don't see you updating your blog so get off my back!
Unemployement, (though in theory, not working is a dream of mine,) just isn't turning out the way I had hoped. Went to the beach one day, as is one of the most sought after activities of the unemployed, and it all turned to shit from there. Beautiful beach, hot sunshine, and huge waves, the likes of which I havent seen in years! An incredible day, but.........I tore a friggen muscle in my left shoulder while frolicking in the foamy surf. So, now, even if offered a job, I can't take it. At least not comfortably. I will not turn down work of course, but the amount of pills I'd have to be on to get through the day would render me virtually useless, but lots fun to be around!

Poetry Time:

My left arm, left arm
poor mangled apendage
sometimes it hurts me to type
I'll survive in the long run
but at this very moment
thank God i jerk off with my right




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