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Theory: Lady Gaga Is A Sacha Baron Cohen Character
Posted 2/9/11 2:00 pm ET by Ellen Thompson in Celebs
All right, Lady Gaga, the jig is up. You can stop you're little song and dance. We've got you figured out.
We know your secret and honestly, we have since your 2007 performance at Lollapalooza. That disgusting meat dress only convinced us more. And now that we've caught a glimpse of the cover art for "Born This Way," we're ready to go public with our groundbreaking theory: Lady Gaga is Sacha Baron Cohen, and as Detective Ace Ventura would say, Sacha Baron Cohen is Lady Gaga.
We know; it was a shock to us too--at first. But the more we thought about Lady Gaga and the more we watched her mesmerizing performances, the more certain we became. Lady Gaga was too over the top and too bizarre to be real. Lady Gaga's entire act mocks the very essence of American pop music today, from the fame and the fortune to the obnoxious amount of stage lights/special effects/overproduction and the cultivation of an obsessive fanbase. No one could pull off a mockery like that other than the genius behind Ali G, Borat and Bruno.
Not buying it? Well, we've been compiling the evidence, which we now place before you.
Exhibit A: The last film Cohen appeared in was "Bruno" in 2009, in which he played a slender, extremely waxed, gay fashion journalist from Austria. At the same time, Lady Gaga started really blowing up and she's only blown up more ever since, while Cohen hasn’t appeared in a single movie.
Exhibit B: It's gotten to the point where all of Cohen's satirical characters are too well known to pull one over on unsuspecting rubes. Plus, none of his previous characters covered the cesspool of decaying morals and musical talent known as pop music. So it was a perfect opening. Not to mention, he already knew he could pull of a neon one-piece and underwear as pants.
Exhibit C: Just look at the cover of the July 2010 issue of Rolling Stone. If you don't see Cohen's character Bruno in a sleek, blonde bob wig when you look at that, well then you need your eyes checked and to Netflix the 2009 blockbuster flick "Bruno."
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